Wednesday, February 22, 2017

St Patrick's Day Jokes

St Patrick's Day Jokes : Hey Folks i'am back with the new stuff to make you feel happy on this saint patricks day. here we are collected a nice and laughable patrick jokes for your friends you can select the which one you like most that one and send it to your best friend or family relatives. In St patricks there is two different types of jokes categories are there it means adult patricks day jokes and st patricks day jokes for kids. hope guys after checking our good and awesome happy patrick's day jokes and memes sure you will fall love with our site. don't forgot to share and G+ vote to our article thanks and happy patricks day 2017 to all.
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St Patrick's Day Jokes : 

patricks day jokes and riddles
patricks day jokes and riddles
Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons.
Kate says, 'My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years.'

Lorna responds, 'Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time.'

'My word,' says Kate, 'You must be so proud.'


'I am,' announces Lorna, 'And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party.'

St. Patricks day jokes 2017 : 

  • I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before. 
  • What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'furniture! 
  • How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover? 
  • Because they are hard to find and lucky to have. W
  • hat do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day? 
  • BOOs Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? 
  • He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. How do you blind an Irish woman? 
  • You put a bottle of scotch in front of her. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? 
  • He's Dublin over with laughter! What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? A sham rock 

Irish Saint Patrick jokes for kids :

st patricks 2017
st patricks 2017
Q: What position does a leprechaun play on a baseball team?

A: Shortstop!

Q: What job does a leprechaun have at a restaurant?

A:  A short-order cook!

Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?


A: Because they ‘re always a little short!

Happy patricks day adult jokes 2017 in Irish language : 

Dí beoir glas ar Lá Fhéile Pádraig! chomhaireamh sé mar ghlasra! An bhfuil tú ó Éirinn? 
Cause nuair Táim ag tú go bhfuil mo bod Bhaile Átha Cliath. Go raibh do ghloine go deo go hiomlán. Go raibh an díon thar do cheann i gcónaí láidir. Agus is féidir leat a bheith ar neamh leath uair an chloig sula a fhios ag an diabhal go bhfuil tú marbh.

Cad a dhéanann tú nuair a dtrasnaíonn tú pillowcase le cloch? 
A carraig sham Cén fáth a bhfuil daoine a chaitheamh seamróga ar Lá Fhéile Pádraig? 
Tá carraigeacha rialta ró-throm. 
Cén fáth a bhfuil leipreachain bhfuil potaí o'gold? 
Mhaith leo a "dul" den chéad scoth! Conas a dhéanann gach joke Éireannach tosú? 
De réir a lorg thar do ghualainn. Cad a dhéanann siad glaoch ar an port Éireannach ag McDonalds? 
A Shamrock Shake Cad tá ocht arm agus IQ de 60? 
Ceithre chailiní ól ar Lá Fhéile Pádraig!


    

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